Infamous Outlaws

This is the infamous Saggy Bottoms gang. Pictured from left to right:

Top row: Blanche Calhoun, the meanest barmaid in the Rocky Mountains; Pa Calhoun, patriarch of the gang--he shoots straighter when drunk; Big Bad Bob, rifleman and ornery when hungry; Dusty Bottoms, criminal mastermind of the gang.

Bottom row: Lippy Calhoun, he's little but what he lacks in size he makes up for in meanness; Ma Calhoun, she's a real dandy with the pistol; "Sinister" Sally, wife of Big Bad Bob, she's the best muleskinner in the West; Little Bad Bob, he's just as mean and ornery as his Dad; Little Layla, don't let the cute face fool you, she can shoot better than most men; "Mean" Maggie Calhoun, she's been known to knock a bull out with one punch; "Ante-Up" Allison Calhoun, she's the money manager of the gang, but she usually gambles away most of the loot.

If you see this gang it is best to runaway, they are a mean, irritable bunch, especially on hot days in the middle of summer. They are armed and dangerous.